Elmer poops on a schedule.
9:30 pm is the magic hour. Virgil howls in a tiny little voice as soon as Elmer starts his poop bark. Then Pheasel starts jumping around, followed by Dixie and Willy. Kitty just glares at the lot of 'em and looks at me for support. By now, Ichabod is cozy in my lap and isn't pleased that he has to move so I can get up. Now that the nearly everyone is ready, I have to wake up the snoozing Max because they all might as well have one last pee for the night.
I feel like the Pied Piper - Carrying Elmer and followed out by Pheasel, Willy, Dixie, Kitty, Virgil and slow poke Max. Katie gets a pass because she sleeps in the den and did her nightly duty earlier.
And so it goes every night. Elmer's schedule is everyone's schedule. Gotta love those old dudes. They get the last word in somehow.
9:30 pm is the magic hour. Virgil howls in a tiny little voice as soon as Elmer starts his poop bark. Then Pheasel starts jumping around, followed by Dixie and Willy. Kitty just glares at the lot of 'em and looks at me for support. By now, Ichabod is cozy in my lap and isn't pleased that he has to move so I can get up. Now that the nearly everyone is ready, I have to wake up the snoozing Max because they all might as well have one last pee for the night.
I feel like the Pied Piper - Carrying Elmer and followed out by Pheasel, Willy, Dixie, Kitty, Virgil and slow poke Max. Katie gets a pass because she sleeps in the den and did her nightly duty earlier.
And so it goes every night. Elmer's schedule is everyone's schedule. Gotta love those old dudes. They get the last word in somehow.